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Step 1 – Be a complete Idiot

Step 2 – Do not do any research or seek training of any kind.  In fact, ignore every bit of advice, guidance, or recommendation by any experienced human being

Step 3 – Enable IP Helpers on every Router – or – place every computer in the same IP subnet as the PXE-enabled DP server

Step 4 – Do not use a password on any of your Task Sequences

Step 5 – Deploy the Task Sequence to the All Systems collection and set the Deployment availability to Required *AND* set “Configuration Manager Clients, media and PXE”

Step 6 – Make sure EVERY machine is set to boot from the Network by default

Step 7 – Reboot EVERY computer

Step 8 – Press F12 on EVERY computer as it reboots (after contacting the PXE host of course)

Step 9 – Tell everyone you know that SCCM “accidentally” reimaged all your computers

Step 10 – Run for public office, where these skills are valued most

 

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