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This is extracted from a real, actual conversation from this past week.  Names have been obfuscated to avoid being litigated and imprisonated, er, something like that.  Anyhow, grab your popcorn and enjoy!

Customer: “What are the new Dev and Test environments going to look like?”

Architect: “They will look exactly like the production environment, except that the domain names will end with ‘.dev’ and ‘.test'”

Customer: “But how will it be configured?”

Architect: “Exactly the same as the production environment, except that the domain names will end with ‘.dev’ and ‘.test'”

Customer: “Do you have an architectural diagram for each, so I can get a better idea of how they’re going to be configured?”

Architect: “Did you receive the design document for the production environment?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Architect: “Did you have a chance to look at the diagram in the design document?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Architect: “Dev and Test will be exactly the same.  Including the diagrams.  The only difference will be the domain suffixes.”

Customer: “I would still like to see a diagram to better understand.”

Approximately 30 seconds of complete silence…

Architect: (softly) “I’m not sure what you really need.”

Customer: “I would just feel better having a diagram.”

Architect: “Like the one shown in the production design document?”

Customer: “Yes! Exactly like that!”

Architect: “Dev and Test are identical.  Only the two domain names have different endings.”

Customer: “Ok. I understand.”

Architect: “Ok. That’s good.  Are there any other questions?”

Customer: “So, when do you think you could send me the diagrams for the Dev and Test environments?”

wash. rinse. repeat.

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