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  1. Set-UserCredentials
  2. Connect-VMHost
  3. Create-VMGroup
  4. Configure-ActiveDirectory
  5. Leave-ObsoleteADObjectsIntactForWayTooLong
  6. Add-TooManyUsersToAdminSecurityGroups
  7. Create-WayTooManyGPOsWithOverlappingSettings
  8. Create-CustomServiceAndUserAccountsAndGroups
  9. Install-CMPrerequisites
  10. Install-SQLServerUsingImproperDriveAllocations
  11. Ignore-SQLServerSettings
  12. Install-CMPrimarySite
  13. Install-CMSecondarySiteWhenDPorMPwouldWorkJustFine
  14. Configure-CMSiteHierarchy
  15. Configure-CMDiscoverySettings
  16. Configure-CMSiteBoundariesAndBoundaryGroups
  17. Configure-CMClientSettings
  18. Deploy-CMClientSettings
  19. Deploy-CMClients
  20. Ignore-CMStatusLogs
  21. Ignore-CMMaintenanceTasks
  22. Ignore-SQLServerMaintenancePlanBenefits
  23. Wait-ForCMCrash
  24. Listen-ToTechsBitching
  25. Escalate-ToManagement
  26. Allow-ManagementToIgnoreComplaints
  27. Compress-ITRolesAndSalaries
  28. Get-NothingDone
  29. Move-OperationsToTheCloud
  30. Empty-DataCenterFloorSpace
  31. Consume-PrescriptionMedsWithColdCoffee
  32. Remove-PersonalLife
  33. Remove-Sleep
  34. Find-AnotherJob
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