1wearandtear

All of these “things” (not people) need to be loaded into a boat, sailed quietly over to a remote location by captain Charles Manson, shot to pieces with a 5-gauge Gatling machine gun shotgun, doused in flammable nuclear materials, ignited with a Thermite stick launched from an M1A1 Abrams tank, stuffed into an armor-plated wood chipper, and then stomped out by a rugby team wearing ice-climbing boots.  Shit.  If ISIS eliminated half of these, I might take up a collection to buy them a box of doughnuts.  Somehow, I don’t think the FBI would mind.

  1. Java Applications for Windows
  2. iTunes for Windows
  3. Software Applications that don’t support silent/unattended installation
  4. Uni-Directional Connectors (for anything, anywhere)
  5. Proprietary Software Installers
  6. “Applications” built on Microsoft Access which are intended for use by dozens of people at a time.
  7. Selfie sticks
  8. Lite beer (doesn’t matter what brand)
  9. Software labeled as “Free” but is really trialware
  10. (I always leave number 10 open in case I change my mind later on)
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