Set the stage: Their landing is broadcast “live” on worldwide media. The whole world is watching, and…
- The visitors have bodies that look amazingly similar to over-sized human sexual organs
- The visitors faces look like human butt cheeks.
- The visitors smell really really reeeeeeally awful.
- The visitors speak in a language that sounds like farting.
- The visitors express gratitude by urinating on anything nearby.
- The visitors drop feces the same way geese do (anywhere and everywhere)
- The visitors “laugh” by sneezing profusely.
- The visitors “laugh” by making farting noises.
- The visitors see humans the way humans see a fresh-grilled steak.
- The visitors see humans as looking identical to their sexual organs.
- The visitors all look exactly like Lil Wayne.
- The visitors think humans smell really, really reeeeeeeallly awful.
- The visitors think humans speak in languages that sound like their farts.
- The visitors think a handshake is an expression of hostile intent.
- The visitors think the phrase “peace” means “kill”
- The visitors see a human that looks exactly like their deity, and that person is Lil Wayne.
- The visitors have an innate power to make anyone they touch have an uncontrollable orgasm (shakes hands with world leaders on television).
- The visitors see insects as the supreme creatures of our planet and take major offense to their harm or killing by other creatures.
- The visitors look and behave like trees. Motionless. Unresponsive to human speech or physical gestures.
- Every appendage the visitors extend for greeting purposes look just like an over-sized human penis.
The visitors possess planet destroying capabilities. They are emotionally unstable and easily irritated.
Now. I ask you: What could possibly go wrong?